Lirpa Labs Lirpa Turbo Steamtable TurnTables
Lirpa Labs Lirpa Turbo Steamtable TurnTables
[Jul 20, 2001]
Raphael Vanostrin
Audiophile
Strength:
The Lirpa's power to act as both a humidifier as well as a listening device
Weakness:
unknown The Lirpa Turbo Turntable, what can I say about such a product. If you do not own one, go get one. It has, without a shadow of a doubt, has been the most influential piece of machinery in my life. I was headed down to the store one day when an Amish family was having a yard sale. As I was sifting through a wooden box full of wooden boxes for sale, I stumbled across the Lirpa Turbo Steamtable. Brother Samuel told me the history of the Lirpa and I could not deny the fact that the Lirpa was a piece of engineering genius. So without a question I traded a 2x4 and a 8ozs of grain for his Lirpa. Similar Products Used: Kraft Singles, Tea Kettle, Bleu Cheese Dressing |
[Apr 01, 1999]
Joel Herda
an Audio Enthusiast
Egads! Another SteamTable owner out there...! Solidarity, comrade! |
[Jun 16, 1999]
Shaun Skelly
an Audio Enthusiast
Just a note for all you Lirpa fans out there. It's a little known fact that a special European version was made that only worked with sparking mineral water. Apparently the balanced ionic structure of the water allowed the steam particles to polarize molecularly, giving an incredibly low sound floor. So low, in fact, that Lirpa would refer to it as a 'sound basement'in their literature. |
[Jun 18, 1999]
Jim
an Audio Enthusiast
It also does a great job on my shirts. |
[Jun 18, 1999]
Jerry O
an Audiophile
...and, with a little creative adjustment to the piping, it makes a very aromatic sauna as well...Love that Lirpa!!! Regards, Jerry O |
[Jun 17, 1999]
David
an Audiophile
I got mine installed with the new steam suspension MK II modification which recirculates the steam in a gimbal suspension setup beneath the platter. That way, all ionic flux variants are canceled between the head-shell anti-magnetic structure and the motor assembly. Lirpa won't sell you one of these upgrade kits on the open market. No; instead, you'll have to contact the engineers in Building IV yourself (at the side door) and ring the little blue buzzer just above the "BLUE BUZZER" sign on the right side of the door. |
[Sep 16, 1999]
Jim
an Audio Enthusiast
I'm surprised that nobody has yet mentioned the latest MkIII modification, with optional garage door opener and pants presser module. Maybe it's because Lirpa went out of business several years ago. Well, the MkIII mod is worth every penny of its modest $25,000 cost. You get a whole new faceplate, along with the depleted uranium/composite base which really gives the bass that realistic "heavy" feeling. With the garage door opener "option" installed and activated (an absolute must for only an additional $4999.99), the sound-stage goes right out into your front yard. I would estimate the garage door opener increases the sound stage depth by at least 300%, or at least a couple of inches. Playing my mint pressing of Reiner's Scheraazade I was THERE in Chicago's Symphony Hall, complete with orchestra and steamroom. But I've saved the best for last. Not only does the $3000 pants presser module do the best job of pants pressing I've ever seen (just the thing after your subwoofer sonically dry cleans your clothes), but if you hire an illegal immigrant, you can even open a dry cleaning shop and make a little money on the side. Ten stars, a must buy!!! |
[Nov 04, 1999]
Wagner
Audiophile
The following upgrades and auxiliary equipment are available from Around-The-Bend Enterprises, Inc. Similar Products Used: Bicycle-mounted, chain-driven turntables |
[Jan 02, 2000]
Alan Peterman
Audiophile
Strength:
Built like a tank - well actually FROM a tank!
Weakness:
Hard to find the expensivium grease needed for the arm damper This has got to be the most revolutionary audio product ever manufactured. Not only does it play 33, 45 and 78 transcriptions, but when equiped with the laser pickup from a Finial it even plays DVD discs, though it only decodes DTS sound tracks, not the more common AC-3 and PCM. Similar Products Used: Murphy Labs potter's wheel, Transcriptor, Rabco ST-7 |
[Feb 25, 2000]
Ralph Perrini
Audiophile
Strength:
Industrial design, versatility, a great source of steam.
Weakness:
Will melt your records (unless you use it in a freezer), excessive noise (from steam valves) and size AAAhhh, Lirpa! The name invokes visions of boiler rooms, steel mills and industrial disasters waiting to happen! As an early adopter of this amazing piece of audio gear, I too had problems with melted records until I got the cold fusion reactor. However, the reactor exploded destroying my house and everything in it! The only thing that survived were my wife, stepson, cats and the Lirpa Turbo Steamtable, a tribute to it's amazingly robust construction. Similar Products Used: Various autoclaves, pressure cookers and other steam powered tools |